Geographaq
Service Type: 2ND DAY AIR
Date Time Location Activity
Mar 17, 2005 7:30 A.M. DOVER NH, US IN TRANSIT
5:00 A.M. DOVER NH, US ARRIVAL SCAN
3:14 A.M. CHELMSFORD MA, US DEPARTURE SCAN
Mar 16, 2005 11:15 P.M. CHELMSFORD MA, US ARRIVAL SCAN
9:00 P.M. MANCHESTER NH, US DEPARTURE SCAN
Mar 16, 2005 9:01 P.M. DOVER NH, US IN TRANSIT TO
9:00 P.M. MANCHESTER NH, US DEPARTURE SCAN
6:44 P.M. MANCHESTER NH, US ARRIVAL SCAN
4:58 P.M. LOUISVILLE KY, US DEPARTURE SCAN
1:39 A.M. LOUISVILLE KY, US ARRIVAL SCAN
Mar 15, 2005 8:40 P.M. SALT LAKE CITY UT, US DEPARTURE SCAN
8:09 P.M. SALT LAKE CITY UT, US ARRIVAL SCAN
7:16 P.M. US BILLING INFORMATION RECEIVED
7:16 P.M. BOISE ID, US DEPARTURE SCAN
5:36 P.M. BOISE ID, US ORIGIN SCAN
Tracking results provided by UPS: Mar 16, 2005 08:06 PM Pacific Time (USA)
Now, I ain't no Christian Geographologist, but somethings in this here itinerary in this particular place seems awry like Fly. Such is the price one pays for ordering products delivered via delivery service servers that require one to play hookey or else to pick the thing up oneself, negating in part the entire concept of "delivery."
WAITING FOR UPSAUT
a play in eight (8) lines
GERARD ACHETE: What are you doing?
JEAN GAUTHIER: Waiting for Upsaut.
THUMP
GERARD: Is that him?
JEAN WALKS OFFSTAGE, RETURNS WITH WHITE PACKAGE
JEAN: No, that was Federique Espress. He was giving me something.
GERARD: I have something to take from you. What is with those commercials? now, you know the ones. Who are the ad wizards who came up with this campaign?
THUMP
JEAN WALKS OFFSTAGE, RETURNS WITH OVERSIZED ENVELOPE.
GERARD: Was that him?
JEAN: No, that was the postman. He always rings nonce.
GERARD: My father was a postman.
CURTAIN
See, it's ironical in its tedium parallel to the subject matter. Come on, people, we've all been there. Waiting for UPS with nothing more interesting at hand than the Seinfeld syndicance. Give me the Feldstein Synchedance anyday.
THE PRECEDING WORDS WERE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE GENEROSITY AND UNSECURED WIRELESS NETWORK OF THE CARELESS RESIDENTS OF APARTMENT FOUR.
Date Time Location Activity
Mar 17, 2005 7:30 A.M. DOVER NH, US IN TRANSIT
5:00 A.M. DOVER NH, US ARRIVAL SCAN
3:14 A.M. CHELMSFORD MA, US DEPARTURE SCAN
Mar 16, 2005 11:15 P.M. CHELMSFORD MA, US ARRIVAL SCAN
9:00 P.M. MANCHESTER NH, US DEPARTURE SCAN
Mar 16, 2005 9:01 P.M. DOVER NH, US IN TRANSIT TO
9:00 P.M. MANCHESTER NH, US DEPARTURE SCAN
6:44 P.M. MANCHESTER NH, US ARRIVAL SCAN
4:58 P.M. LOUISVILLE KY, US DEPARTURE SCAN
1:39 A.M. LOUISVILLE KY, US ARRIVAL SCAN
Mar 15, 2005 8:40 P.M. SALT LAKE CITY UT, US DEPARTURE SCAN
8:09 P.M. SALT LAKE CITY UT, US ARRIVAL SCAN
7:16 P.M. US BILLING INFORMATION RECEIVED
7:16 P.M. BOISE ID, US DEPARTURE SCAN
5:36 P.M. BOISE ID, US ORIGIN SCAN
Tracking results provided by UPS: Mar 16, 2005 08:06 PM Pacific Time (USA)
Now, I ain't no Christian Geographologist, but somethings in this here itinerary in this particular place seems awry like Fly. Such is the price one pays for ordering products delivered via delivery service servers that require one to play hookey or else to pick the thing up oneself, negating in part the entire concept of "delivery."
WAITING FOR UPSAUT
a play in eight (8) lines
GERARD ACHETE: What are you doing?
JEAN GAUTHIER: Waiting for Upsaut.
THUMP
GERARD: Is that him?
JEAN WALKS OFFSTAGE, RETURNS WITH WHITE PACKAGE
JEAN: No, that was Federique Espress. He was giving me something.
GERARD: I have something to take from you. What is with those commercials? now, you know the ones. Who are the ad wizards who came up with this campaign?
THUMP
JEAN WALKS OFFSTAGE, RETURNS WITH OVERSIZED ENVELOPE.
GERARD: Was that him?
JEAN: No, that was the postman. He always rings nonce.
GERARD: My father was a postman.
CURTAIN
See, it's ironical in its tedium parallel to the subject matter. Come on, people, we've all been there. Waiting for UPS with nothing more interesting at hand than the Seinfeld syndicance. Give me the Feldstein Synchedance anyday.
THE PRECEDING WORDS WERE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE GENEROSITY AND UNSECURED WIRELESS NETWORK OF THE CARELESS RESIDENTS OF APARTMENT FOUR.
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