Greasing up the hen
The Belgian scandal of dioxin
In June 1999 Europe was confronted by the news of the scandal of dioxin in Belgian animal feed. Eggs, meat of hen, pigs and beef were not safe. Belgian animal feed had been enriched with old used engine oil with high level of dioxin.
It's just not safe to feed chickens used motor oil any more. What's next, no antifreeze in their water? No single-use stick'em&leave'm rectal mercury thermometers? No more slow slaughter by arsenic feed enrichment?
Stupid belgians. They should stick to waffles and leave livestock to the pros.
TODAY'S YOUR MAN'S DAILY PRO LIVESTOCKERY PROFESSIONAL TIP O'THE DAY FROM SOMEONE WHO DOES IT FOR A LIVING:
For a cheap and convenient protein supplement for your livestock, try grinding your spent stock's remains into a super nutritious sludge. Remember, animals don't have souls, so cannibalism's not a sin for them. And don't worry about "mad cows"; BSE's also an acronym for Bad Spin (to the) Extreme. You wouldn't let a liberal into your house, so why would you let one into your post-processing plant? Am I right here, people, or am I right?
In June 1999 Europe was confronted by the news of the scandal of dioxin in Belgian animal feed. Eggs, meat of hen, pigs and beef were not safe. Belgian animal feed had been enriched with old used engine oil with high level of dioxin.
It's just not safe to feed chickens used motor oil any more. What's next, no antifreeze in their water? No single-use stick'em&leave'm rectal mercury thermometers? No more slow slaughter by arsenic feed enrichment?
Stupid belgians. They should stick to waffles and leave livestock to the pros.
For a cheap and convenient protein supplement for your livestock, try grinding your spent stock's remains into a super nutritious sludge. Remember, animals don't have souls, so cannibalism's not a sin for them. And don't worry about "mad cows"; BSE's also an acronym for Bad Spin (to the) Extreme. You wouldn't let a liberal into your house, so why would you let one into your post-processing plant? Am I right here, people, or am I right?
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