Ferthur:

I seem ain't to've said the half of it. How many times before I learn never to post before hitting the groceria?
    They also offer "Baby Bella." That is, button-sized portabellas. So it's the same species as the regular button Agaricus, and the same size. But it's slightly browner. I'm sure that's worth the extra buck a pound to the connoisseur, and my savage wit is only compensating for my equally barbaric palate.