Christregal Shanty

It's called the gambler. If you want a the gambler, I'll tell you what to do: 1. Put on Motorhead real loud. The exact song is no...

     A german girl told me that since she met me, she's called me the Poet. (The capitalization is mine, but you know how deutschsprech...

Every so often, it occurs to me how very old Sean Connery has got. When the fuck did Dr. No come out? '61? Now he's old and beard...

There is a redtailed hawk that lives around the stately ivory tower where I pretend to work. It looks something like this: Today I saw it. ...

James was a good man. By the purist, however, he could not be considered a good cat. A good cat is the embodiment of death: sadistic, pro...

There's no escaping it. I killed a mosquito last week. Just plucked the fucker out of the air and blursted it in my hand. Now today, ...

I must beg the dear reader's forgiveness for my pro-tracted absence from this inter-net communal confessional, as I have been engaged de...