Hawk

There is a redtailed hawk that lives around the stately ivory tower where I pretend to work. It looks something like this:

Today I saw it. It looped around and landed on one of those curved fake-victorian lampposts. The post was wet, and curved, so it couldn't get its footing and slipped off. As it was falling, about a dozen crows flew screaming over and chased it away, cackling all the while.
Don't fuck with crows.