I have invented a new drink.

It's called the gambler. If you want a the gambler, I'll tell you what to do:
1. Put on Motorhead real loud. The exact song is not important, but Ace of Spades is best.
2. Put three ice cubes in an unchilled martini glass, add 2 oz. grain alcohol, an ounce of tapwater, and an ounce of blue mouthwash (for color and flavor).
3. Stir with a fork three times counterclockwise. DO NOT OVERSTIR!! If you stir any more than this, you will end up with an Earl Blueballs. And that is a terrible drink, so be careful.