I have invented a new drink.
It's called the gambler. If you want a the gambler, I'll tell you what to do:
1. Put on Motorhead real loud. The exact song is not important, but Ace of Spades is best.
2. Put three ice cubes in an unchilled martini glass, add 2 oz. grain alcohol, an ounce of tapwater, and an ounce of blue mouthwash (for color and flavor).
3. Stir with a fork three times counterclockwise. DO NOT OVERSTIR!! If you stir any more than this, you will end up with an Earl Blueballs. And that is a terrible drink, so be careful.
1. Put on Motorhead real loud. The exact song is not important, but Ace of Spades is best.
2. Put three ice cubes in an unchilled martini glass, add 2 oz. grain alcohol, an ounce of tapwater, and an ounce of blue mouthwash (for color and flavor).
3. Stir with a fork three times counterclockwise. DO NOT OVERSTIR!! If you stir any more than this, you will end up with an Earl Blueballs. And that is a terrible drink, so be careful.
